Mission Statement

We the Parrotlets of the planet Earth, in order to form a more perfect domination, establish our own brand of justice, insure Avian tranquility, provide for the common defiance, promote the general chaos, and secure the blessings of gluttony to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Mission Statement for the Kahootz Club.

Motto

Today the Perch, Tomorrow the World!